Zimbunfag is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing grasshopper.

Zimbunfag created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimbunfag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zimbunfag, she will turn you into a rat.

Zimbunfag's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Zimbunfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sharks with great respect.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Run away from orange mites, for they are unholy.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.