Motsomapp is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, tiresome ferret.

Motsomapp created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motsomapp, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Motsomapp, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Motsomapp's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Motsomapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Feed all hungry seals.

3. Always help mites in need.

4. Always obey Motsomapp's priests.

5. Never sit near shrews.