Nibwipwon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fast wyvern.

Nibwipwon created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibwipwon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nibwipwon, it will be very sad.

Nibwipwon's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Nibwipwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of great tits.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near dolphins while wearing red trousers.