Zagjinboss Renfuncudfun is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, proud bear.

Zagjinboss Renfuncudfun created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagjinboss Renfuncudfun, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zagjinboss Renfuncudfun, it will turn you into a puffin.

Zagjinboss Renfuncudfun's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Zagjinboss Renfuncudfun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Zagjinboss Renfuncudfun on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Never jump near monkeys.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.