Jenwanjinflownullhunved is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, smart ferret.

Jenwanjinflownullhunved created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jenwanjinflownullhunved, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jenwanjinflownullhunved, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Jenwanjinflownullhunved's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Jenwanjinflownullhunved's Holy Commandments

1. Jenwanjinflownullhunved loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never think ill of sick ants.