Cebbimpang is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, competent wyvern.

Cebbimpang created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cebbimpang, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cebbimpang, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cebbimpang's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Cebbimpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Never think about gravity near frogs while wearing magenta corsets and balancing six copper spheres on your legs.

3. Always help sick birds.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

5. Do not drink alcohol.