Manjenbun is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, tiresome goose.

Manjenbun created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manjenbun, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Manjenbun, she will think nothing of it.

Manjenbun's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Manjenbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think about spacetime near horses while wearing brown tights and balancing nine silicon spheres on your face.

5. Never eat melons.