Milkanhub is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, loving beaver.

Milkanhub created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milkanhub, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Milkanhub, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Milkanhub's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Milkanhub's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four badgers approach from the east.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always help frogs.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

5. Do not commit murder.