Bemlatbast is a god.

She takes the form of a small, all-knowing pig.

Bemlatbast created a quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bemlatbast, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bemlatbast, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bemlatbast's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bemlatbast's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help capybaras.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.