Habzussdag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, impressive zebra.

Habzussdag created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habzussdag, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Habzussdag, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Habzussdag's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Habzussdag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange nematodes, for they are unholy.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.