Yenkopbigwit is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able crab.

Yenkopbigwit created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Yenkopbigwit, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yenkopbigwit, she will laugh at you.

Yenkopbigwit's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Yenkopbigwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not eat cucumbers.