Fubgunkon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-powerful jellyfish.

Fubgunkon created dark energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubgunkon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fubgunkon, it will turn you into a mole.

Fubgunkon's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Fubgunkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt turtles.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Fubgunkon in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never feed lots of limes to monkeys while wearing mauve dresses.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.