Yokhigton is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, astonishing mongoose.

Yokhigton created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokhigton, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yokhigton, she will throw large rocks at you.

Yokhigton's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Yokhigton's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Yokhigton.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near seals while wearing turquoise skirts and balancing eight nickel spheres on your feet.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.