Wondibfadmab Figcubbaf is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonourable snail.

Wondibfadmab Figcubbaf created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wondibfadmab Figcubbaf, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wondibfadmab Figcubbaf, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Wondibfadmab Figcubbaf's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Wondibfadmab Figcubbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. You must never eat cherries.

3. Never leap near tapirs.

4. Wondibfadmab Figcubbaf loves moths, so they must be honoured.

5. Always stare at clouds.