Flatsansab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, sage swan.

Flatsansab created water two years ago.

If you believe in Flatsansab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flatsansab, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Flatsansab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Flatsansab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

5. Never wear trousers.