Podyattmin is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, astonishing dove.

Podyattmin created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podyattmin, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Podyattmin, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Podyattmin's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Podyattmin's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight eagles approach from the east.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think ill of sick cats.