Mipcarhit Ciplarpjarngup is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, all-knowing dryad.

Mipcarhit Ciplarpjarngup created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipcarhit Ciplarpjarngup, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mipcarhit Ciplarpjarngup, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mipcarhit Ciplarpjarngup's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Mipcarhit Ciplarpjarngup's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Mipcarhit Ciplarpjarngup in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Never talk about seals.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.