Suggattad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, competent clam.

Suggattad created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Suggattad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Suggattad, it will send you a sign.

Suggattad's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Suggattad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must pray to Suggattad six times a day.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.