Bestloopnurt Pitnartvin is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing armadillo.

Bestloopnurt Pitnartvin created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestloopnurt Pitnartvin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bestloopnurt Pitnartvin, it will turn you into a tree.

Bestloopnurt Pitnartvin's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bestloopnurt Pitnartvin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls in need.

2. Always treat sheep with great respect.

3. Hide from blue pigs for they are unholy.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Bestloopnurt Pitnartvin must be the most important thing in your life.