Fonvedfag is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, flying dolphin.

Fonvedfag created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Fonvedfag, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fonvedfag, he will throw large rocks at you.

Fonvedfag's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Fonvedfag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Fonvedfag loves great tits, so they must be respected.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. You must love Fonvedfag.