Fudtarggut is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humorless pig.

Fudtarggut created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudtarggut, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fudtarggut, she will have a low opinion of you.

Fudtarggut's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fudtarggut's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven hamsters approach from the east.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Never talk about black holes.