Methadtarp is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unfair fairy.

Methadtarp created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Methadtarp, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Methadtarp, he will turn you into a hamster.

Methadtarp's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Methadtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Methadtarp must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always help ducks.

4. Erect six zinc sculptures of Methadtarp on top of important buildings.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Methadtarp.