Tettiartdon is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, caring fish.

Tettiartdon created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettiartdon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tettiartdon, it will make you grow a tail.

Tettiartdon's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Tettiartdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of moths.

2. Always look after injured whales.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never mention gulls.

5. Do not make images of living things.