Nurnulldud is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident lion.

Nurnulldud created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Nurnulldud, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurnulldud, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nurnulldud's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Nurnulldud's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.