Tintennut is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, moody ferret.

Tintennut created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tintennut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tintennut, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tintennut's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Tintennut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always help nematodes in need.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about gravity near porpoises while wearing mauve shirts.