Wabpinjad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring jackal.

Wabpinjad created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabpinjad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wabpinjad, it will not care at all.

Wabpinjad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Wabpinjad's Holy Commandments

1. Put Wabpinjad first in all things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not stand on grass.