Cudbomlan Queegmadjandogfutdaglarpdud is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, conceited whale.

Cudbomlan Queegmadjandogfutdaglarpdud created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cudbomlan Queegmadjandogfutdaglarpdud, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cudbomlan Queegmadjandogfutdaglarpdud, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cudbomlan Queegmadjandogfutdaglarpdud's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Cudbomlan Queegmadjandogfutdaglarpdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Cudbomlan Queegmadjandogfutdaglarpdud loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.