Nullogfen is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, prudent dolphin.

Nullogfen created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullogfen, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nullogfen, it will turn you into a rat.

Nullogfen's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Nullogfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of nematodes.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Never talk about monkeys.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.