Budjapmis is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, quiet sheep.

Budjapmis created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budjapmis, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Budjapmis, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Budjapmis' most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Budjapmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Never chant near goats.

5. Hide from fawn dogs for they are unholy.