Rulfadmab is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, passionate dove.

Rulfadmab created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulfadmab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rulfadmab, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rulfadmab's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Rulfadmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Hide if three frogs approach from the south.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.