Arfladcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a small, fussy swan.

Arfladcuss created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfladcuss, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Arfladcuss, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Arfladcuss' most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Arfladcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never feed peas to cats while wearing violet shirts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Arfladcuss loves moths, so they must be honoured.

5. Never mention eagles.