Laggetmit is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, idiotic hare.

Laggetmit created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Laggetmit, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Laggetmit, he will throw large rocks at you.

Laggetmit's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Laggetmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never feed lots of peas to capybaras while wearing orange tights.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near badgers while wearing purple shoes and balancing four silver spheres on your head.

5. Never talk about great tits.