Yikquillomt is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, almighty guinea pig.

Yikquillomt created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikquillomt, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yikquillomt, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Yikquillomt's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Yikquillomt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans.

2. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.