Catgumhen is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, annoying gnu.

Catgumhen created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catgumhen, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Catgumhen, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Catgumhen's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Catgumhen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.