Nelsabfun is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unjust squirrel.

Nelsabfun created viruses five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelsabfun, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nelsabfun, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nelsabfun's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Nelsabfun's Holy Commandments

1. Nelsabfun must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always obey Nelsabfun's priests.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never mention geese.

5. Never look in ponds.