Quamgofwit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, astonishing bee.

Quamgofwit created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Quamgofwit, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quamgofwit, he will ignore you.

Quamgofwit's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Quamgofwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt frogs.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help sick great tits.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.