Sadhotomincut is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, cheerful mouse.

Sadhotomincut created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadhotomincut, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sadhotomincut, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sadhotomincut's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Sadhotomincut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not hurt seals.

3. You must love Sadhotomincut.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about dark matter near squirrels while wearing red jumpers and balancing four copper spheres on your feet.