Dapyattgof is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional sheep.

Dapyattgof created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Dapyattgof, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dapyattgof, he will try to impress you with trees.

Dapyattgof's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dapyattgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. You must never eat cherries.

4. You must pray to Dapyattgof eight times a day.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dapyattgof.