Gepcitjanligtofwaplit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, loving narwhal.

Gepcitjanligtofwaplit created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Gepcitjanligtofwaplit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gepcitjanligtofwaplit, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gepcitjanligtofwaplit's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Gepcitjanligtofwaplit's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Never hurt ants.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Do not covet oxen.