Hasnakfen is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, sapient wasp.

Hasnakfen created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Hasnakfen, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hasnakfen, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hasnakfen's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Hasnakfen's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hasnakfen.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Hasnakfen in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about monkeys.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

5. Do not kill ants.