Yarttifpad is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, effective butterfly.

Yarttifpad created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarttifpad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yarttifpad, it will destroy your home planet.

Yarttifpad's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Yarttifpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about solid mechanics.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

3. Always obey Yarttifpad's priests.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Yarttifpad on top of all buildings.