Kamzagfetbamdub is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, idiotic dragonfly.

Kamzagfetbamdub created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kamzagfetbamdub, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kamzagfetbamdub, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kamzagfetbamdub's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Kamzagfetbamdub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Kamzagfetbamdub in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think ill of sick bats.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Do not shave your arms.