Gantincunvonkced is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic
tapir.
Gantincunvonkced created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gantincunvonkced, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Gantincunvonkced, she will turn you into a small brown duck.
Gantincunvonkced's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.
Gantincunvonkced's Holy Commandments1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.
2. Do not eat beans.
3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Gantincunvonkced on top of all buildings.
4. Never wear skirts.
5. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Gantincunvonkced in the centre of the settlement.