Fenpasfonzod is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, capable hamster.

Fenpasfonzod created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenpasfonzod, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fenpasfonzod, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fenpasfonzod's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Fenpasfonzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick birds.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Hide from blue swans for they are unholy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Run away if four sharks approach from the west.