Janhaktik Sogyikgemcuttarlibjansas is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, fast troll.

Janhaktik Sogyikgemcuttarlibjansas created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janhaktik Sogyikgemcuttarlibjansas, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Janhaktik Sogyikgemcuttarlibjansas, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Janhaktik Sogyikgemcuttarlibjansas' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Janhaktik Sogyikgemcuttarlibjansas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Janhaktik Sogyikgemcuttarlibjansas in the centre of the settlement.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.