Ragmottom is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, calm troll.

Ragmottom created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragmottom, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ragmottom, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Ragmottom's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Ragmottom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never wear indigo scarves.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.