Cemnarpon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omniscient human.

Cemnarpon created the planet Mars six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemnarpon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cemnarpon, it will think nothing of it.

Cemnarpon's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Cemnarpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near pigs.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never write about archaea.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.