Popbit is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, humorless horse.

Popbit created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popbit, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Popbit, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Popbit's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Popbit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Erect nine iron sculptures of Popbit on top of important buildings.