Saddibquatdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, smart turtle.

Saddibquatdoss created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saddibquatdoss, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Saddibquatdoss, it will destroy your home solar system.

Saddibquatdoss' most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Saddibquatdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Saddibquatdoss loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

2. Worship no other gods but Saddibquatdoss.

3. Never mention ants.

4. Never talk about moths.

5. Always help rats.