Bedhenfed is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, omnipotent walrus.

Bedhenfed created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedhenfed, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bedhenfed, it will turn you into a tree.

Bedhenfed's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bedhenfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never mention eagles.